“I’m your ride operator Patrick. Please keep yourselves seated properly on this ride. Do not stand up. Do not stick your arms out to the sides. Do not go like THIS. Do not exit until the ride comes to a complete halt … mmmkay? … this ain’t a fuck swing, kiddies. Ride it like it’s going to hit you in the face if you make it cum.”
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