The year 1775
Hiya, I’m your new neighbor! You hear about this Continental Congress? There’s talk among the colonies we’ll be splitting from England soon. Oops, you just vomited. Bless and keep our King, I agree. Anyway, if you need me I’ll be inside in the dark since electricity isn’t a thing yet and I’m afraid of fire. Say hi to that slave for me. Bye the way I’m half-fish!
